DISPATCH 001: Unauthorized Atmospheric Influence
Reports have surfaced of a rogue operative — known only as The Saloon Girl — exerting unauthorized control over narrative weather systems west of the Mississippi. Emotional microclimates include intermittent nostalgia, charm bursts, and delayed textual precipitation.
This site serves as a monitoring node for related disruptions, accessory violations, and field reports. Please remain vigilant. All unauthorized sparkle must be reported immediately.
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